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The Compromise of 1850

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The Mad Monarchist: The Empire of Lies

The Mad Monarchist: The Empire of Lies: One of America's most important "Founding Fathers" once referred to his vision of the United States of America as an "E...

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ELVIS by Albert Goldman

Elvis fans HATE this book.  Albert Goldman's muck raking biography published in 1981 still rankles Elvis lovers.  Goldman went on to write a similarly received biography of John Lennon in 1988.  Goldman died of a heart attack on an airplane in 1994.

Elvis and girlfriend Linda Thompson 

who Goldman says had to dodge bullets coming through the bathroom wall.

Although thoroughly researched, Goldman didn't like Elvis Presley, didn't like Elvis fans, didn't like Southern Culture, and didn't like Rock 'n Roll.    Goldman always drew the worst conclusions possible from the facts.   This makes for a deliciously fun read.

Albert Goldman and his muck raking book

Goldman's Elvis is really fun to read.  We hear about Elvis shooting out the television in the Presidential suite at the International Hotel in Las Vegas and the bullet nearly hitting Linda Thompson while she was sitting on the toilet.  We hear about how Elvis and some of the guys went to Paris during a leave while Elvis was in the army and Elvis took the entire chorus line of a Paris theater back to his hotel suite.  We hear about how Elvis liked young girls, the younger the better, evidenced by his infatuation with the 14 year old future wife Priscilla.  Goldman reports in detail on every rumored sexual deviancy and obsession of the King.

Young Elvis being mobbed by the girls.

"Colonel" Tom Parker is also shellacked by Goldman.  The Colonel is painted as a manipulative carnival huckster and compulsive gambler who cared absolutely nothing about Elvis Presley except as a meal ticket.  (Goldman's was the first to uncover that far from being a southerner, Colonel Parker was an illegal alien from the Netherlands named Andreas Cornelis van Kuijk, who came to the U.S. stowed away on a ship).

Reading Goldman's Elvis was a perverse pleasure.  Hard core Elvis fans will still be offended, but I found it to be a lot of fun.

William Tecumseh Sherman: In the Service of My Country

I just finished reading Professor James Lee McDonough's wonderful new biography of General Sherman.  This is a traditional "old school" biography which tells the story of the subjects life in a narrative form.

Sherman is a truly fascinating character.  His father, a lawyer and early justice of the Ohio Supreme Court, had an admiration for the Seneca Chief Tecumseh who tried to unite the Indian tribes to fight the United States.  Sherman's father died when Sherman was nine years old.   Being unable to care for her children, Sherman's mother divided up the children and sent them to live with various family members and friends. Sherman was sent to live with the family of U.S. Senator Thomas Ewing.  Ewing's wife was staunchly Catholic and raised all of her children as Catholics.  Although raised in a devout Catholic home, Sherman always refused to accept the Catholic faith.  Sherman eventually married Ellen Ewing whom he had been raised with.  Ellen was a very devout Catholic and reared all of the Sherman children in the Catholic faith.  Ellen's staunch religious views would be a source of contention between her and "Cump" (Sherman's childhood nickname) for the rest of their lives.

Sherman during the Atlanta Campaign

Sherman's career both before and after the Civil War are just as fascinating as his Civil War service.  As a young army officer, Sherman fought the Seminole Indians in Florida and was present in California when gold was discovered at Sutter's Mill which launched the California Gold Rush.  Resigning from the army, Sherman took a job managing a bank in San Francisco.  Sherman weathered an economic downturn and a run on the bank, only to have the bank fail because the home bank in St. Louis failed.  For a short time, Sherman managed a bank on Wall Street until it too failed. For a very short period of time, Sherman tried to practice law, which also ended in financial disaster. For the rest of his life, Sherman hated bankers and lawyers.

Sherman in later life.

The eve of the Civil War found Sherman as the Superintendent of the State Military Academy in Louisiana.  It seems strange to say that Sherman loved the South and liked Southerners.  His early days as an army officer were spent in Florida, South Carolina, Georgia and Alabama.  Sherman became good friends with a number of prominent Southerners during his army service.

Resigning his position in Louisiana after that State seceded from the Union, Sherman returned to the army and led a division with some distinction at the battle of First Bull Run.  As a commander in Kentucky early in the war, Sherman had what can only be described as a nervous breakdown. Sherman realized that Southerners intended to fight to the bitter end and that it would be a long and bloody war of conquest.  Everybody thought Sherman was crazy and he was almost sent home in disgrace.  Fortunately, General Grant salvaged Sherman's career and gave him command of an army corps.  As Sherman was later to write, "Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk.  Now we stand by each other always."

Professor McDonough goes into great detail regarding Sherman's generalship.  Sherman disdained large battles with huge loss of life and sought to carry on a war of maneuver.  McDonough has high praise for Sherman's generalship, although he sees the march through the Carolinas as much more challenging than the vaunted "March to the Sea."

Sherman's relationship with African Americans is also interesting.  Sherman was a racist who often employed the "N" word.  He believed that blacks were inferior and should not be given full citizenship.  After the war, Sherman advocated ending reconstruction and giving control back to former Confederates so long as they were now loyal to the Union.  Sherman's career after the war sees him leading the U.S. Army's efforts against the Plains Indians.  Although Sherman generally felt that the Indians had been mistreated by the whites, he clearly saw them as inferior to whites and made some statements to the effect that it might be better to just wipe some of the tribes out altogether.

James Lee McDonough, Professor Emeritus of History, Auburn University

Sherman is an endlessly fascinating character, which is why another Sherman biography is not a waste of time.  Professor McDonough's book is well written and enjoyable.  Five out of five cannons.   

Julius Caesar: A Biography

Michael Grant (1914 - 2004) was a prolific freelance historian who wrote many books of "popular history" on the history of the Greeks, Romans and other ancient cultures.  Over the course of a long weekend vacation, I read Grant's 1969 short biography of Caesar, which has been republished many times in many different editions.

This short book (187 pages) is more of an overview of the life and career of Caesar than an in-depth study.  It is, nevertheless, filled with fascinating facts.  If you think that our current politics in the United States are a mess, it hasn't gotten as bad as the late Roman Republic yet.  At least bribery and assassination have not become the norm.  Grant recounts that during several elections there was so much money being borrowed to finance bribes to fix the election, that the interest rates rose.  Also, the more things change, the more they stay the same.  I read my wife, who is a bankruptcy attorney, a passage from the book detailing how Caesar as dictator basically introduced a primitive form of bankruptcy protection for debtors.  Grant also recounts how, because there was a shortage of gold and silver that many estates were being foreclosed on.  Because there was a glut of foreclosed real estate on the market, the property sold for much less than was owed on it.  My wife asked, "When was this?"  I said, "49 B.C."  She said"Sounds like the 2007!"

Grant also gives a good overview of Caesar's military campaigns.  Caesar waged what we would consider genocide against a number of Gaulish tribes which gained him money and fame.  Caesar's famous Commentaries were written to inflate his reputation at home to help him gain and keep political power.

I just thought this picture of Lictors carrying the Fasces was cool!

Over all, this little book was a worthwhile read.  Five out of five Fasces.

 Michael Grant (1914 - 2004)